You may ask yourself: "How can I, as a man, support women's breasts?" Or...if you are a woman, you may ask YOURself: "How can I, as a woman, ogle a stageful of hot, handsome, certified-single, men, possibly buy a date with one of them, AND donate money to Breast Cancer survivors?"

This is where we come in. We are planning a charity bachelor auction to be held in February 2009. Proceeds from this event will go to The Bazoomba Ball Foundation, which will provide mentorship and microloans to survivors and their family caregivers. We intend to offer a choice selection of beefcake, calendar firemen, police officers and other men in uniform, but we also plan to offer dates with rock bands (dinner at 2 AM after the show), writers, artists, actors and television personalities.

Date packages will consist of a meal for two at a fine restaurant, a feature item such as skydiving, skiing, horseback riding and transportation. In addition to the bachelor auction, we will auction busts of artist decorated celebrity breast busts. These artworks would be presented as part of the event décor and for the event would be known as "Mammary Lane".

With the provision of light food in the first half of the evening, we will have brief talks by celebrity and keynote speakers. Our intention is to promote awareness of the disease and to inspire commitment to it's eradication as well as to raise funds...we simply believe that this is best effected in an upbeat environment. The Bazoomba Ball will provide something to see no matter where you look, from the bachelor auction on the main staging area, to sideshow attractions housed in the alcoves around the room, to Mammary Lane. We are committed to The Bazoomba Ball being the hippest, funkiest, best known Breast Cancer fundraiser in North America. Buzz Factor set to Maximum Stun. Cheeky, urban, irreverent & an unforgettable evening.

There will be sketch comics setting up the crowd for the event, torch singers Heather Morgan "Too Bad You're Trying To Be Good" and Chantelle Wilson "Boy For Sale" and "The Cougar Poem" will perform while the bachelor parade is underway. There will be bachelor trading cards and a multi-media presentation with stats and bachelor interviews. We will have pole dancers, burlesque performers and pink cotton candy. This will be an urban circus skating so close to the edge of good taste that we can peek over the precipice without actually falling into it.

We are aiming for an audience of individuals interested in art, music and culture. Professionals by day, rebels by night - we want dynamic people who are passionate about their interests - one of which is Breast Cancer. With more entertainment than you see onstage, everyone's interest will be tweaked and satisfied. This is a live MultiMedia event. Wanna play?